I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I think your dad took our porno
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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