she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
