Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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