Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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