wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
