i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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