margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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