Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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