i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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