i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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