Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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