I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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