Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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