im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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