I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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