There was a lot of him and a little penis
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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