I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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