Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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