I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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