getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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