community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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