Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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