Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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