Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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