when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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