what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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