Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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