We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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