I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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