Are we in a gay sports bar?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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