new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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