I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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