yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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