just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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