She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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