it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
