the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Randomize
