Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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