the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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