Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
17 year olds will be the death of me.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Randomize
