Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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