Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I have demons in me.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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