we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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