youre lurking in front of me
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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