Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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