do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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