For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
