dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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