wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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