i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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