yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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